Jewish Comedians WAS Re: Who has the longest and thickest penis in Hollywood???

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Never heard of Uncle Miltie?! CHRIST!!!! It doesn't get any better than
Milton Berle's long intact (uncircumcised/uncut) penis with lamb's ear
soft foreskin. Even in (his) death, it's like, 10 times better than what
Colin Farrel's currently packing while alive.>

Berle, uncut. I'm sure everyone who attended his bris would agree.>

LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Well, at least those who are male (ehe):

Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)

[Dori A Schmetterling]

Marty Feldman was American?

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LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)

[Vox Populi]

Don't forget "Red" Skelton!

[dreas]

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Don't forget "Red" Skelton!

What about Larry Fine [b. Feinberg] of the Three Stooges?

-'dreas

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Don't forget "Red" Skelton! >

What about Larry Fine [b. Feinberg] of the Three Stooges?
-'dreas

He too be a sweet Jew!eh Cohan is often assumed, but not Jewish. Ditto
for Skelton, unless anyone can stump the YID of TID?!ehe Three of the
biggest "often assumed but not Jewish" celebrities are Garry & Penny
Marshall (Italian) and Norman Jewison (Irish) the filmmaker!ehe As the
Hollywood joke goes: "Norman Jewison isn't!" eh Ironically, he also
directed Fiddler On The Roof! LOL! -D, NYC "Roumanian-Yiddish cooking
has killed more Jews than Hitler" - ZERO MOSTEL (umpteenth sweet,
Jewish NYer).."The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're
left-wing communist Jewish homosexual pornographers. I think of us that
way sometimes and I live here" eh - WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg,
umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer) in "Annie Hall".."This Tennessee-born Jew
made the New York Times the most powerful newspaper in America - ADOLPH
S. OCHS.."We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on
man....stayin'alive..." - BEE GEES.."When you're growing up in
Brooklyn, The Bridge is like a friend" - BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus,
umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."New York is the place where they say -
hey babe, take a walk on the wild side" - LOU REED (b. Rabinowitz -
insert you know what here!eh).."When you get caught between the moon &
New York City, the best that you can do is fall in love" - CHRISTOPHER
CROSS (Arthur's Theme - penned by sweet Jews Burt Bacharach & Carol
Bayer Sager).."More history happened in New York than in any other
place in the nation" - KENNETH T. JACKSON, Columbia University
Professor, Encyclopedia of New York".."New York is simply a
distillation of the United States, the most of everything, the
conclusive proof that there is an American civilization. New York is
casual, intellectual, subtle, effective, and devastatingly witty. But
her sophisticated appearance is the thinnest of veneers. Beneath it
there is power, virility, determination and sense of destiny." -
RAYMOND F. LOEWY, 1964.."

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LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)

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Post by Dori A Schmetterling
Marty Feldman was American?

American in the sense that one cannot be a major star, unless one is
part of the Hollywood movie industry! All the founding fathers of
Hollywood were European-Jews. Does their nationality lessen the
significance of one of America's most influential mediums in the world?
A medium that has billions of insatiable devotees! BTW, I forgot to
include one of my all-time favorite Jewish comedians: Don "The Merchant
of Venom" Rickles (b. NYC). ehe The man must be in his 80s, and he
still makes me PISH in my pants!ehehe Especially when he appears on
Jay, Dave or Conan!eh He always manages to give the black musicians
from Jay & Conan TSOURIS!ehehe -D, NYC "In New York, even if you're
Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to
be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred
Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The rest of the country
looks upon New York like we're left-wing communist Jewish homosexual
pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." ehe -
WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer) in "Annie
Hall".."What was most striking about Woody Allen's humor...is that this
Jewish anxiety at the center of his wit touched something alive in
America at the moment and went out beyond us...It made Jews of
Gentiles...It meshed so perfectly with the deepest undercurrents of
feeling in the national life that it made outsiders of us all.." -
VIVIAN GORNICK (Village Voice).."Most Texans think Hanukkah is some
sort of duck call!" eh - RICHARD LEWIS (insert you know what
here!ehe).."Go right, there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown,
Harlem. Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a
cheap way to have relatives." ehe - JOAN RIVERS (b. Molinsky, umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer).."The first sex symbol in movie history was Jewish"
- THEDA BARA (b. Goodman).."The star of the "first" talkie was Jewish"
- AL JOLSON (b. Yoelson).."The first theatre to be used solely for the
showing of motion pictures was built by a Jew" - ADOLPH
ZUCKER(Paramount)..."Thousands & thousands of details go into the
making of a film. It is the sum total of all these things that either
makes a great picture or destoys it" - DAVID O. SELZNICK (one of the
founding Jewish fathers of Hollywood -Paramount/RKO/MGM/Selznick
International).."All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look
at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
SINATRA..Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team" - BILLY
JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
of all-time).."New York is simply a distillation of the United States,
the most of everything, the conclusive proof that there is an American
civilization. New York is casual, intellectual, subtle, effective, and
devastatingly witty. But her sophisticated appearance is the thinnest
of veneers. Beneath it there is power, virility, determination and
sense of destiny." - RAYMOND F. LOEWY, 1964..."New York, you are an
Egypt! But an Egypt turned inside out. For she erected pyramids of
slavery to death, and you erect pyramids of democracy with the vertical
organpipes of your skyscrapers all meeting at the point of infinity of
liberty!" - SALVADOR DALI.."New York is the only real city-city" -
TRUMAN CAPOTE

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LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)

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Post by Dori A Schmetterling
Marty Feldman was American?

American in the sense that one cannot be a major star, unless one is
part of the Hollywood movie industry! All the founding fathers of
Hollywood were European-Jews. Does their nationality lessen the
significance of one of America's most influential mediums in the world?
A medium that has billions of insatiable devotees! BTW, I forgot to
include one of my all-time favorite Jewish comedians: Don "The Merchant
of Venom" Rickles (b. NYC). ehe The man must be in his 80s, and he
still makes me PISH in my pants!ehehe Especially when he appears on
Jay, Dave or Conan!eh He always manages to give the black musicians
from Jay & Conan TSOURIS!ehehe -D, NYC "In New York, even if you're
Catholic, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to
be Goyish, even if you're Jewish!" eh - LENNY BRUCE (b. Leonard Alfred
Schneider, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The rest of the country
looks upon New York like we're left-wing communist Jewish homosexual
pornographers. I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." ehe -
WOODY ALLEN (b. Konigsberg, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer) in "Annie
Hall".."What was most striking about Woody Allen's humor...is that this
Jewish anxiety at the center of his wit touched something alive in
America at the moment and went out beyond us...It made Jews of
Gentiles...It meshed so perfectly with the deepest undercurrents of
feeling in the national life that it made outsiders of us all.." -
VIVIAN GORNICK (Village Voice).."Most Texans think Hanukkah is some
sort of duck call!" eh - RICHARD LEWIS (insert you know what
here!ehe).."Go right, there's Chinatown; go left, Little Italy. Uptown,
Harlem. Midtown, Yorkville. Brooklyn is Jews. Queens, Koreans. It's a
cheap way to have relatives." ehe - JOAN RIVERS (b. Molinsky, umpteenth
sweet, Jewish NYer).."The first sex symbol in movie history was Jewish"
- THEDA BARA (b. Goodman).."The star of the "first" talkie was Jewish"
- AL JOLSON (b. Yoelson).."The first theatre to be used solely for the
showing of motion pictures was built by a Jew" - ADOLPH
ZUCKER(Paramount)..."Thousands & thousands of details go into the
making of a film. It is the sum total of all these things that either
makes a great picture or destoys it" - DAVID O. SELZNICK (one of the
founding Jewish fathers of Hollywood -Paramount/RKO/MGM/Selznick
International).."All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look
at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
SINATRA.

written by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne.

.Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team" - BILLY

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JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
of all-time).."New York is simply a distillation of the United States,
the most of everything, the conclusive proof that there is an American
civilization. New York is casual, intellectual, subtle, effective, and
devastatingly witty. But her sophisticated appearance is the thinnest
of veneers. Beneath it there is power, virility, determination and
sense of destiny." - RAYMOND F. LOEWY, 1964..."New York, you are an
Egypt! But an Egypt turned inside out. For she erected pyramids of
slavery to death, and you erect pyramids of democracy with the vertical
organpipes of your skyscrapers all meeting at the point of infinity of
liberty!" - SALVADOR DALI.."New York is the only real city-city" -
TRUMAN CAPOTE

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LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)

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at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
SINATRA.>

written by Sammy Cahn (b. Cohen, Manhattan) and Jule Styne.>

Don't tempt the YID of TID (yours truly) to jive the great list of
Jewish composers!eh We'd also be here for an eternity!eh -D, NYC "I
think of music as Jewish because it's dramatic, it's intense, it has a
certain passionate lyricism to it. I can't imagine it written by a GOY"
- AARON COPLAND (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - "Dean of American
composers").."Irving Berlin (umpteenth sweet NY-raised Jew) has no
place in American music..He is American music!" - JEROME KERN (insert
you know what here!ehe).."I'm lost, I'm found, I'm up, I'm down, but
somehow I survive - it's got to be the New York City rhythm in my life"
- BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus, ditto!eh).."Los Angeles is for those who
sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make me
dance like New York" - MADONNA (Kabbalah-licious (ehe) - honorary Jew,
hoping that she converts!ehe)
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http://tinyurl.com/3c6kk (Top 10 Places America Goes To Have Fun -
Times Square)
http://tinyurl.com/3nyhl (America's 5 Most/Least Expensive Cities To
Live In: #1 - NYC - most expensive)
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http://www.forbes.com (NY: 3 of Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/3juvb (New York Jewish History)
http://tinyurl.com/7hexr (Best States For Raising Healthy Kids: #2 -
NY)
http://tinyurl.com/5zmb6 (Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest
Synagogue - Guinness World Record holder)
http://tinyurl.com/5gs58 (Brach's - World's Largest Kosher Supermarket,
NY)
http://tinyurl.com/5phxf (US Study - Jews Richer Because Of Religion)
http://tinyurl.com/5gd3p (A Study In Differences - Are Jews Smarter?)
http://tinyurl.com/38m6o (Jewish population of the US by State)
http://tinyurl.com/666cx (Jewish population of the World)
http://tinyurl.com/68ttu (Jewish Nobel Prizes)
http://tinyurl.com/6qb5e (Is It True - Do Jews Win More Nobel Prizes
than anyone else?)
http://tinyurl.com/4cz9j (Tel-Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In The
World)
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http://tinyurl.com/ihif (Jews, IQs & Nobel Laureates)
http://tinyurl.com/5tn7u (Do Jews Run Hollywood!? You Bet They do, and
what of it?)

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JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
of all-time).."New York is simply a distillation of the United States,
the most of everything, the conclusive proof that there is an American
civilization. New York is casual, intellectual, subtle, effective, and
devastatingly witty. But her sophisticated appearance is the thinnest
of veneers. Beneath it there is power, virility, determination and
sense of destiny." - RAYMOND F. LOEWY, 1964..."New York, you are an
Egypt! But an Egypt turned inside out. For she erected pyramids of
slavery to death, and you erect pyramids of democracy with the vertical
organpipes of your skyscrapers all meeting at the point of infinity of
liberty!" - SALVADOR DALI.."New York is the only real city-city" -
TRUMAN CAPOTE

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LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)

[CliffB]

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All the folks in Manhattan are sad..because they look

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at herand wish they had...the good old Brooklyn Bridge" - FRANK
SINATRA.>

written by Sammy Cahn (b. Cohen, Manhattan) and Jule Styne.>

Don't tempt the YID of TID (yours truly) to jive the great list of
Jewish composers!eh We'd also be here for an eternity!eh -D, NYC "I
think of music as Jewish because it's dramatic, it's intense, it has a
certain passionate lyricism to it. I can't imagine it written by a GOY"
- AARON COPLAND (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - "Dean of American
composers").."Irving Berlin (umpteenth sweet NY-raised Jew) has no
place in American music..He is American music!" - JEROME KERN (insert
you know what here!ehe)..

Not to mention the bigs, The Gershwyns, Arlen, Rodgers, Hart,
Hammerstein........and Loesser, Sondheim, Weill, Bernstein, Coleman,
Lerner, Loewe, Kander, Ebb, Harburg, Lane, Harnick, Bock, Romberg,
Harbach.....Bacharach, Carole King, Lieber, Stoller, Simon, Dylan,
Cohen, Joel, Nyro.... etc.

It's a little crazy actually, so much tunefulness.

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"I'm lost, I'm found, I'm up, I'm down, but
somehow I survive - it's got to be the New York City rhythm in my life"
- BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus, ditto!eh).."Los Angeles is for those who
sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make me
dance like New York" - MADONNA (Kabbalah-licious (ehe) - honorary Jew,
hoping that she converts!ehe)
http://tinyurl.com/3npsf (NYC - safest, largest city in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/3qkd3 (NYC Statistics & Fun Facts)
http://tinyurl.com/3c6kk (Top 10 Places America Goes To Have Fun -
Times Square)
http://tinyurl.com/3nyhl (America's 5 Most/Least Expensive Cities To
Live In: #1 - NYC - most expensive)
http://tinyurl.com/46f53 (NY, NY - Capital Of The World)
http://www.forbes.com (NY: 3 of Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the US)
http://tinyurl.com/3juvb (New York Jewish History)
http://tinyurl.com/7hexr (Best States For Raising Healthy Kids: #2 -
NY)
http://tinyurl.com/5zmb6 (Temple Emanu-El, NYC - World's Largest
Synagogue - Guinness World Record holder)
http://tinyurl.com/5gs58 (Brach's - World's Largest Kosher Supermarket,
NY)
http://tinyurl.com/5phxf (US Study - Jews Richer Because Of Religion)
http://tinyurl.com/5gd3p (A Study In Differences - Are Jews Smarter?)
http://tinyurl.com/38m6o (Jewish population of the US by State)
http://tinyurl.com/666cx (Jewish population of the World)
http://tinyurl.com/68ttu (Jewish Nobel Prizes)
http://tinyurl.com/6qb5e (Is It True - Do Jews Win More Nobel Prizes
than anyone else?)
http://tinyurl.com/4cz9j (Tel-Aviv - Top 10 High-Tech Cities In The
World)
http://tinyurl.com/6exvb (Phenomenon Of The Jews)
http://tinyurl.com/ihif (Jews, IQs & Nobel Laureates)
http://tinyurl.com/5tn7u (Do Jews Run Hollywood!? You Bet They do, and
what of it?)

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.Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team" - BILLY

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JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top 100 selling artists
of all-time).."New York is simply a distillation of the United States,
the most of everything, the conclusive proof that there is an American
civilization. New York is casual, intellectual, subtle, effective, and
devastatingly witty. But her sophisticated appearance is the thinnest
of veneers. Beneath it there is power, virility, determination and
sense of destiny." - RAYMOND F. LOEWY, 1964..."New York, you are an
Egypt! But an Egypt turned inside out. For she erected pyramids of
slavery to death, and you erect pyramids of democracy with the vertical
organpipes of your skyscrapers all meeting at the point of infinity of
liberty!" - SALVADOR DALI.."New York is the only real city-city" -
TRUMAN CAPOTE

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LOL! You'll have to pardon his naivety in not knowing that Milton "Mr.
Television" Berle (b. Berlinger, NYC) was Jewish. Taylor is a CANUCK
SHNOOK who was reared on one too many reruns of SCTV & The Kids In The
Hall!eheheh Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!ehe
In spite of comprising a measly 2% of the American population, Jews
have forever changed the face of American comedy. As reported in The
Haunted Smile: A History of Jewish Comedians in America: "In 1979, Time
Magazine estimated that whereas Jews made up only 3% of the American
population, fully 80% of professional comedians were Jewish." Here's
just a taste of all the great Jewish comedians - circumcised too! LOL!
Woody Allen (b. Konigsberg, Brooklyn)
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish)
Jack Benny (b. Kubelsky)
Milton Berle (b. Berlinger, Manhattan)
Victor Borge (b. Rosenbaum)
Mel Brooks (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
David Brenner
Sandra Bernhard
Lenny Bruce (b. Leonard Alfred Schneider, Long Island)
George Burns (b. Nathan Birnbaum, Manhattan)
Red Buttons (b. Chwatt, Manhattan)
Fanny Brice (b. Borach, Manhattan)
Albert Brooks (b. Einstein)
Andrew Dice Clay (b. Silverstein, Brooklyn)
Eddie Cantor (b. Edward Israel Iskowitz, Manhattan)
Sid Caesar (b. Yonkers)
Rodney Dangerfield (b. Jacob Cohen, Long Island)
Billy Crystal (b. Long Island)
Larry David (b. Brooklyn)
Marty Feldman
Buddy Hackett (b. Leonard Hacker, Brooklyn)
Danny Kaye (b. Kaminsky, Brooklyn)
Andy Kaufman (b. Long Island)
Alan King (b. Irwin Alan Kniberg, Manhattan)
Robert Klein (b. Manhattan)
Jerry Lewis (b. Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis (b. Bklyn, raised in Jersey)
Jackie Mason (b Maza)
Walter Matthau (b. Matuschanskayasky, Manhattan)
Zero Mostel (b. Brooklyn)
Pee Wee Herman (b. Reubenfeld, aka Reubens, Peekskill)
Gilda Radner
Paul Reiser (b. Manhattan)
Joan Rivers (b. Molinsky, Brooklyn)
Ritz Brothers (b. Joachim)
Jerry Seinfeld (b. Brooklyn, raised on LI)
Groucho Marx (b. Manhattan) & The Marx Brothers
Carl Reiner (b. Bronx)
Soupy Sales (b. Supman)
Mort Sahl
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (b. Long Island)
David Steinberg
The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)
Henny Youngman (raised in Brooklyn)
Gene Wilder (b. Jerome Silberman)

[Dori A Schmetterling]

You're a bit of a Ramblin' Rose...

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Don't tempt the YID of TID (yours truly) to jive the great list of
Jewish composers!eh We'd also be here for an eternity!eh -D, NYC "I
think of music as Jewish because it's dramatic, it's intense, it has a
certain passionate lyricism to it. I can't imagine it written by a GOY"
- AARON COPLAND (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - "Dean of American
composers").."Irving Berlin (umpteenth sweet NY-raised Jew) has no
place in American music..He is American music!" - JEROME KERN (insert
you know what here!ehe).."I'm lost, I'm found, I'm up, I'm down, but
somehow I survive - it's got to be the New York City rhythm in my life"
- BARRY MANILOW (b. Pincus, ditto!eh).."Los Angeles is for those who
sleep, Paris and London baby you can keep, no other city will make me
dance like New York" - MADONNA (Kabbalah-licious (ehe) - honorary Jew,
hoping that she converts!ehe)

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[Vox Populi]

Don't forget George M. Cohen!

[Leon]

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Don't forget George M. Cohen!

Surely you jest. George M. Cohan was a Catholic of Irish descent.

My mother did what you did with celebrities she liked. Arthur Godfrey became
Artie Gottfried. Pete Seeger changed into Pete Singer. And the principal of
the Catholic parochial school was the Mother Shapiro.

Leon

[Charlie Bress]

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Artie Gottfried. Pete Seeger changed into Pete Singer. And the principal
of the Catholic parochial school was the Mother Shapiro.

It was Hymie Goldberg who was painting the church. The Mother Superior came
to Hymie one day and said " Mr. Goldberg, please do not light your cigar
with the candles, do not wash your hands with the holy water and stop
calling me Mother Shapiro"

Charlie

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Don't forget George M. Cohen!

The name was Cohan and it is not Jewish but Irish.
FK

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The Three Stooges (Moe Howard (b. Horwitz, Manhattan), Curly Howard (b.
Brooklyn), & Shemp Howard (b. Brooklyn)

Moses Harry Horwitz (Moe), Jerome Horwitz (Curly), and Samuel Horwitz
(Shemp). Horwitz itself changed from Hurwitz by their father.

And Larry Fineberg.

[Dori A Schmetterling]

What? A bit like changing from Cohen to Levy?

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